Henry Ford Goes to Heaven
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter tells Ford, 'Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.'
So Henry Ford thinks about it and says: 'I want to hang out with Adam, the first man.'
So St. Peter points Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks 'Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?'
Adam says: 'Yes.'
'Well,' says Ford, 'You have some major design flaws in your invention :
'Hmmmmm..' says Adam, 'hold on'. So Adam goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Ford, 'It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours.'
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