45 Reasons Why
Coffee is Better than Woman...
- You don't have to put cream in your coffee to
make it taste good.
- Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped
cream in it.
- A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
- You won't fall asleep after a cup of Coffee.
- You can always warm a cup of Coffee.
- Coffee comes with endless refills.
- Coffee is cheaper.
- You won't get arrested for ordering Coffee at
- Coffee never runs out.
- Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow
- Coffee will not use you for your money.
- You can make Coffee as sweet as you want it.
- You can SMOKE while drinking Coffee.
- You can put out a Cigarette in a cup of
- Coffee smells and tastes good!!!
- You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.
(If you do the Coffee Gods will kick your ass)
- If your Coffee pot leaks, you can use a
regular paper towel.
- You can ALWAYS get fresh Coffee.
- You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and
it'll be hot when you get back
- They sell Coffee in police stations.
- You can always ditch a bad cup of Coffee.
- Coffee goes down EASY!!!!:^)
- If you put chocolate in your Coffee, it
doesn't put on weight.
- No matter how UGLY you are, you can always
get a cup of Coffee.
- A BIG cup or a SMALL cup??? It doesn't matter!!!
- Your Coffee doesn't talk to you. (Unless you
have the power of the GODS!)
- Coffee smells GOOD in the morning!!!!!!!!
- Coffee is good COLD!!
- Coffee stains are easier to remove!!!
- Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in
- Coffee doesn't care what mood you are in.
- Coffee doesn't shed!!!!!!
- Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
- You can't get a cup of Coffee pregnant by
putting cream in it.
- Coffee does not mind being ground.
- No matter how bad Coffee is, you can always
make it better!!!!!!!
- Coffee doesn't have a time of the month, it
is good all the time!
- When Coffee gets old you can throw it away.
- When you have Coffee, you don't end up with a
pube stuck down your throat!
- Coffee doesn't take up half of your bed.
- Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 am
and want a cup.
- You can have an intelligent conversation with
- It is freakish if Coffee grows mold before 3
weeks after brewing. And last but not least!!!!!
- Your Coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup!!!!!
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