45 Reasons Why Coffee is Better than Woman...

  1. You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
  2. Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
  3. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
  4. You won't fall asleep after a cup of Coffee.
  5. You can always warm a cup of Coffee.
  6. Coffee comes with endless refills.
  7. Coffee is cheaper.
  8. You won't get arrested for ordering Coffee at 3 AM.
  9. Coffee never runs out.
  10. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
  11. Coffee will not use you for your money.
  12. You can make Coffee as sweet as you want it.
  13. You can SMOKE while drinking Coffee.
  14. You can put out a Cigarette in a cup of Coffee.
  15. Coffee smells and tastes good!!!
  16. You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee. (If you do the Coffee Gods will kick your ass)
  17. If your Coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
  18. You can ALWAYS get fresh Coffee.
  19. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back
  20. They sell Coffee in police stations.
  21. You can always ditch a bad cup of Coffee.
  22. Coffee goes down EASY!!!!:^)
  23. If you put chocolate in your Coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
  24. No matter how UGLY you are, you can always get a cup of Coffee.
  25. A BIG cup or a SMALL cup??? It doesn't matter!!!
  26. Your Coffee doesn't talk to you. (Unless you have the power of the GODS!)
  27. Coffee smells GOOD in the morning!!!!!!!!
  28. Coffee is good COLD!!
  29. Coffee stains are easier to remove!!!
  30. Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it!!
  31. Coffee doesn't care what mood you are in.
  32. Coffee doesn't shed!!!!!!
  33. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
  34. You can't get a cup of Coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
  35. Coffee does not mind being ground.
  36. No matter how bad Coffee is, you can always make it better!!!!!!!
  37. Coffee doesn't have a time of the month, it is good all the time!
  38. When Coffee gets old you can throw it away.
  39. When you have Coffee, you don't end up with a pube stuck down your throat!
  40. Coffee doesn't take up half of your bed.
  41. Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 am and want a cup.
  42. KONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  43. You can have an intelligent conversation with Coffee.
  44. It is freakish if Coffee grows mold before 3 weeks after brewing. And last but not least!!!!!
  45. Your Coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup!!!!!


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