YOU PROBABLY FLUNKED SEX EDUCATION IF YOU
- A clitoris is a type of flower.
- A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
- "Spread eagle" is an extinct bird.
- Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack.
- A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
- A G-string is part of a fiddle.
- Semen is a term for sailors.
- Anus is a Latin term for sailors.
- Testicles are found on an octopus.
- Asphalt describes rectal problems.
- KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
- Masturbate is a lure used to catch large fish.
- Coitus is a musical instrument.
- Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
- An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
- A condom is a large apartment complex.
- An orgasm is a musician who accompanies a church choir.
- A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
- A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
- An erection is when Japanese people vote.
- A lesbian is a person from the Middle East
- Sodomy is a special variety of fast growing grass.
- Pornography is the business of making records.
- Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
- Douche is the French word for "two."
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