YOU PROBABLY FLUNKED SEX EDUCATION IF YOU THINK...

  • A clitoris is a type of flower.
  • A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
  • "Spread eagle" is an extinct bird.
  • Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack.
  • A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
  • A G-string is part of a fiddle.
  • Semen is a term for sailors.
  • Anus is a Latin term for sailors.
  • Testicles are found on an octopus.
  • Asphalt describes rectal problems.
  • KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
  • Masturbate is a lure used to catch large fish.
  • Coitus is a musical instrument.
  • Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
  • An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
  • A condom is a large apartment complex.
  • An orgasm is a musician who accompanies a church choir.
  • A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
  • A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
  • An erection is when Japanese people vote.
  • A lesbian is a person from the Middle East
  • Sodomy is a special variety of fast growing grass.
  • Pornography is the business of making records.
  • Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
  • Douche is the French word for "two."

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