The Last Things Any Man Would Ever
- I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
- While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
- I think hairy upper lips are really sexy.
- You know, I think our relationship is just too
physical, maybe we should slow down...
- Her tits are just way too big.
- Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
- Can't we just cuddle instead?
- Can I hold your purse for you while you shop for
hours for an outfit that you'll only wear once (when
you tried it on).
- The heck with Monday Night Football, let's watch
- I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask
The Last Things Any
Woman Would Ever Say.
- Could our relationship be more physical? I'm
tired of just being friends.
- Go ahead and leave the seat up, if it's more
convenient for you.
- By golly, you're right! My mother does have a
- I think beer guts are really sexy.
- Hey, get a whiff of that one.
- Check this out, I can burp the entire alphabet.
- Here, why don't you have the covers.
- This diamond is way too big!
- I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I
get to swallow.
- Doesn't this dress make my ass look just right?
- I'm wrong, you must be right again.
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