One Liners, there must be a million of them
(Wonder why???) Part2
  • How did the blonde try to kill the bird .... she threw it off of a cliff. 
  • How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves .... she fell out of the tree. 
  • How did the blonde die, drinking milk .... the cow stepped on her. 
  • How did the blonde burn her nose .... bobbing for French fries. 
  • Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month .... the 
    instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds". 
  • Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops .... so they can tell if they 
    are going to work or going home, while on the bus. 
  • Why do men like blonde jokes .... it is one thing they can understand. 
  • Why do blondes like lightning .... they think someone is taking their picture. 
  • Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces .... from eating with forks. 
  • Why do blondes have more fun .... they are easier to keep amused. 
  • What do you call a brunette with a blonde on both sides .... an interpreter. 
  • What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer .... frosted flakes. 
  • What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head .... a space invader. 
  • What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case .... branch manager. 
  • What do you call a smart blonde .... a golden retriever. 
  • What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes .... the back of her head. 
  • What does a blonde owl say .... what, what .... 
  • How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies .... 10 .... one 
    to mix the dough and nine to peel the M & M's. 
  • Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence .... to see what is on the 
    other side. 
  • Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back .... from crawling across 
    the street when the sign said "don't walk". 
  • Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat .... in case she locks 
    the keys in her car. 
  • Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet .... so she wouldn't wake 
    up the sleeping pills. 
  • Why was blondes created .... because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge .... 
    why were brunettes created .... neither could the blondes. 
  • Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor .... she thought it was 
    pregnant because it missed a period. 
  • Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 
    6 months .... because the box said from 2-4 years. 
  • Why did the blonde call the welfare office .... she wanted to know how to cook 
    food stamps. 
  • Where do blondes go to meet their relatives .... the vegetable garden. 
  • What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen .... far - from - thinking. 
  • What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios .... oh look, 
    donut seeds. 
  • What did the blonde name her pet zebra .... spot. 
  • Why are dumb blonde jokes so short .... so brunettes can remember them. 
  • Why can't blondes put in light bulbs .... they keep breaking them with the hammer. 
  • When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head .... when you have a tire pump 
    to re-inflate it. 
  • Why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's license .... because she got 
    an F in sex. 
  • Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air .... she missed. 
  • What is it called when a blonde blows in another blondes ear .... data transfer. 
  • What is gross ignorance .... 144 blondes.


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